Monday, February 25, 2008

Kirsten Dunst's Drug Stunt


New gossip has just hit the Hollywood gossip magazines: Kirsten Dunst has checked herself into rehab. It is hard to believe that the Spiderman actress has looked for treatment in the famous Cirque Lodge Treatment Center due to her hard partying and drug use. She seems to be following in the footsteps of other addicts, such as Lindsay Lohan who has seeked treatment from this same rehab center before. Or maybe she will room with Eva Mendes, who is also seeking treatment from the Cirque Lodge Treatment Center?



When interviewed, Kirsten Dunst admits to using drugs. She claims that she "drinks moderately" and has "tried drugs". She even admits that she does love weed. She claims that she "has a different outlook on marijuana than America does. If everyone smoked weed, the world would be a better place." Kirsten says that her best friend's dad was a hug pot head, but also a genius. This famous father was Carl Sagan, the astronomer. Hmm, does this really justify getting stoned all day, Kirsten?



It is rumored that Kirsten Dunst checked herself into the Cirque Lodge after partying too hard at the Sundance Film Festival. She apparently got sloshed with her friend Mischa Barton, who had to run outside and vomit half way through the event. These two pals are known for their crazy partying, seeing that Mischa Barton just got busted for a DUI. An anonymous source claims that Dunst seemed to be intoxicated when checking in to the center. She acted really emotional and kept breaking down in tears.



Maybe all these tears could be due to her split with the hot actor Jake Gyllenhaal. According to sources, Jake was turned off by all of Kirsten's hard partying and drug use. Or maybe he just didn't find her physically attractive? Many people claim that Kirsten's skin resembles cellophane or some "translucent membrane", and that her mouth resembles that of a meth addict. Or maybe it's her less-then-average acting skills? Whatever Jake's reason is, the split was very hard on the poor actress.



All in all, the actress has admitted to drug use and has seeked help from the Cirque Lodge Treatment Center. Although she is getting help, it is probably necessary for her to change her outlook on drugs in order for her to get sober. If Kirsten is convinced that weed is good for America, why would she even bother trying to quit? Hmm, skeptical. Well, good luck Kirsten.

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